I Am a Van Man

You know, I have always wanted to own a van.  I think that having a van would be cool, especially an old storage van.  If I wanted to park somewhere and go to sleep, I could pull over and make a bed out in the back, or trade off shift with people driving and do the same.  Of course I would have to get some van accessories to go with my van.

I would first get a ladder rack.  That way I can use the rack to carry stuff on the roof of my van, freeing up some of the space in the bottom to sleep in.   I would have to get a bug deflector for the van as well.  All those cross country trips will leave my windshield a total mess otherwise. 

Many people would expect me to say I want some shag carpeting for the back, but I don’t think so.  I would probably put some type of soft floor mat or something for us to lie on.  Then again, I may just get a small air mattress or something to sleep on.

If I had my van, I could be just like Billy Batson, driving around country trying to help others in need.  Shazam!  Ok, who am I kidding?  I would travel around and play poker.

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